Do Not Date If… He side runs while chasing you around town

Do Not Date If… He bites. Not just you, strangers too, men and women. NO ONE IS

Do not date if he wants to pull your tampon out… with his teeth

Do Not Date If… Your date passes out drunk at the dinner table and its only 7p on a Saturday night…before your entree comes out!

Do Not Date If….You go down on your partner and find a brown clump of toilet paper wedged in their crack that they must have missed…..for days judging by the stench&#

Do Not Date If after a random night of clubbing and hooking up, he chases you out completely naked by whipping you in the back with the used and still full condom

Do Not Date If…You awake at 3am because you heard noises outside your window, and find her against the wall, James Bond style, outside your bedroom window. Then when you ask her wtf she is doing, she replies “I dunno, bad idea. Bye&#

Do Not Date If you and your buddy are both having sex in the same apartment with 2 random girls, and one of the girls yell “switch” to the other, then they swap rooms and partners without skipping a beat

Do Not Date If on the first night you go beyond kissing, she goes down on you while u are laying in bed and then violently throws your legs over her shoulders and starts tossing your salad… then wants to kiss u

Do Not Date If right after meeting the girl all your friends are placing bets on how long before you sleep with her, and the longest time bet was 28 minutes